(Source: ilaurens)
when i grow up, i’m going to have a house
and in that house, will be a room
and that room will be full of tables
and when shit happens on tv
i will go into that room
and i will flip them all
i will flip all the tables
Paula Patton…
Come to me. Lord have mercy.
Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico, the daughter of Diana Jiménez Medina, an opera singer and talent scout, and Sami Hayek Dominguez, an oil company executive who once ran for mayor of Coatzacoalcos.[2][3][4] Hayek’s father is of Lebanese ancestry, while her mother’s ancestry is Spanish.[5][6] Her first given name, Salma, is Arabic for “safe”.[7] Raised in a wealthy, devoutly Roman Catholic[8] family, she was sent to the Academy of the Sacred Heart in Grand Coteau, Louisiana, at the age of twelve.[4] While there, she was diagnosed with dyslexia.[9] She attended college in Mexico City, where she studied International Relations at the Universidad Iberoamericana.[4]
Career
Mexico
At the age of 23, Hayek landed the title role in Teresa (1989), a successful Mexican telenovela that made her a star in Mexico. In 1994, Hayek starred in the film El Callejón de los Milagros (Miracle Alley), which has won more awards than any other movie in the history of Mexican cinema.[citation needed] For her performance, Hayek was nominated for an Ariel Award.[10]
courtesy of wikipedia lol
but seriously…
Randomness, You’re doing it RIGHT!
Ah nothing like fresh tits in the morning


Randomness, You’re doing it RIGHT! 

