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Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:12:58 -0400

mrsvc: when i grow up, i’m going to have a house and in that house, will be a room and that room...

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 21:36:34 -0400

when i grow up, i’m going to have a house

and in that house, will be a room

and that room will be full of tables

and when shit happens on tv

i will go into that room

and i will flip them all

i will flip all the tables

Tumblr people are overly emotional.

Sat, 26 May 2012 10:55:49 -0400

Amen!

Sun, 13 May 2012 10:19:03 -0400

Amen!

Paula Patton… Come to me. Lord have mercy.

Sat, 12 May 2012 11:46:29 -0400

Paula Patton…

Come to me. Lord have mercy.

My dick is hard.

Sat, 12 May 2012 07:06:43 -0400

Yup.

urbieknowsbest: Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz,...

Mon, 07 May 2012 07:46:03 -0400

urbieknowsbest:

Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico, the daughter of Diana Jiménez Medina, an opera singer and talent scout, and Sami Hayek Dominguez, an oil company executive who once ran for mayor of Coatzacoalcos.^[2]^[3]^[4] Hayek’s father is of Lebanese ancestry, while her mother’s ancestry is Spanish.^[5]^[6] Her first given name, Salma, is Arabic for “safe”.^[7] Raised in a wealthy, devoutly Roman Catholic^[8] family, she was sent to the Academy of the Sacred Heart in Grand Coteau, Louisiana, at the age of twelve.^[4] While there, she was diagnosed with dyslexia.^[9] She attended college in Mexico City, where she studied International Relations at the Universidad Iberoamericana.^[4]

Career

Mexico

At the age of 23, Hayek landed the title role in Teresa (1989), a successful Mexican telenovela that made her a star in Mexico. In 1994, Hayek starred in the film El Callejón de los Milagros (Miracle Alley), which has won more awards than any other movie in the history of Mexican cinema.^{[citation needed]} For her performance, Hayek was nominated for an Ariel Award.^[10]

courtesy of wikipedia lol

but seriously…

Randomness, You’re doing it RIGHT!

Ah nothing like fresh tits in the morning

Exactly.

Sun, 06 May 2012 03:01:48 -0400

Exactly.

crystalebonyxo: my heaviest : current Keep up the good...

Fri, 04 May 2012 00:21:46 -0400

crystalebonyxo:

my heaviest : current

Keep up the good work, beautiful.

He’s like the Asian version of Clark Kent lol

Thu, 03 May 2012 23:59:54 -0400

He’s like the Asian version of Clark Kent lol

nawthatznasty: Buffie Well damn

Wed, 02 May 2012 14:14:11 -0400

nawthatznasty:

Buffie

Well damn

Misandry Problems 002

Wed, 02 May 2012 08:29:58 -0400

pengaling:

When you want to pee on his face.

Omg I thought this said “laundry problems” and I was like, wait what does peeing on his face have to do with laundry lmao

whorecore: oh my godis this real life or Omg lmao!

Tue, 01 May 2012 05:17:31 -0400

whorecore:

oh my god
is this real life or

Omg lmao!

Hi :)

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 23:40:33 -0400

Hi :)

My baby is so cute. Looking like her daddy :)

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 10:07:40 -0400

My baby is so cute. Looking like her daddy :)

There's a woodpecker that's been pecking outside of my windows for the past hour and a half -___-

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 07:37:58 -0400

-cocks gun-

Brb.

Welp

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 19:00:16 -0400

Welp

…..yes

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 09:12:51 -0400

…..yes

babstheartist: blackmamba0730: Oh hi thar ^_^ boy you is so...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 23:24:49 -0400

babstheartist:

blackmamba0730:

Oh hi thar ^_^

boy you is so fione. wtf wtf wtf

Lol you’re silly

Oh hi thar ^_^

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 23:05:53 -0400

Oh hi thar ^_^